Elkhorn Hike
I went on a hike this morning after eating breakfast at the airport with Mr and Mrs EPA and Mr and Mrs Electrician (and various children). Since moving to Helena, I’ve looked south of town at the Elkhorn mountains with this strong desire to climb to the top of them. I wouldn’t do anything exciting like yell at Helena like Kermit did in Muppets take Manhattan, but I would enjoy the hike and would be able to take the experience with me no matter where I went.
I left Helena around 8:45 and arrived at Elkhorn (a dilapidated old ghost town) around 9:30 and found, through the use of several trail guidebooks, the trail head. The hike is listed as “Strenuous”, so I was sure that I better have as many provisions I could carry just in case something happened…so I brought 2 bottles of water, my jacket (while it was to be 80 today…who knew what it would be like at the summit!), 2 snack bars, some matches and a camera. I always carry a knife with me, so I figured if the random bear or mountain lion happened to think me a tasty treat, I would be able to convince them otherwise (in reality, I know I would just scream like a little girl and try to run away).
I started out and was making pretty good time. I came across some deserted buildings that looked REALLY old (think early 1900’s) and some sort of mining apparatus. I don’t know what it was for, but it was there and I noticed it (that’s pretty much all I can say about that). I kept noticing elk and deer tracks in the dirt, so my eyes were pealed in the hopes that I would see one of them.
About that time, I heard the sound that will go with me to my grave. I had read about these things before, but never having really experienced it myself, I had goose bumps and thought I would wet myself. There was the sound again…the blood curdling bark of…a chipmunk! Yes…honest. I wouldn’t lie about a thing like this. I thought I was going to be attacked. I heard one bark and then the answering bark from the other side of the trail…were they coordinating their attack? “Hear me tiny woodland creatures…I’m bigger than you are and you would taste yummy after a little marinade,” I said…and the woods became deathly quiet. Shortly after this, they apparently decided to make peace with me because Phil, who I named and who became my tour guide, popped up in a clearing to wish me well (he even did the “one paw held high” half-salute like the Knight did in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade).
I hiked a bit further and came across a stream that was running down the side of the mountain and I made the mistake of putting my hand in the water. It was ICE COLD. Not just “this could have come out of the fridge”…no, this was barely water. So cold, in fact that I dipped my hand in it and then jumped up when it registered how cold it was. Being a bit of a slow learner, I plunged my hand back into the pool with the same results. Never said I was a bright one, did I?
I then came across a HUGE boulder field like a rock slide down the side of the mountain. I would hate to imagine the amount of force required to move that many rocks as well as the force of said rocks against things like trees, the dirt…or unsuspecting, geeky hikers.
I kept hiking, but noticed a decided increase in the number of mosquitoes. It got so bad (roughly 3 miles into my hike), that I actually had to turn back and make my way back down the mountain. I did NOT reach my goal this time…but, thanks to Phil, who on the way down gave me safe passage through his and his peoples lands, I will definitely try again.
I left Helena around 8:45 and arrived at Elkhorn (a dilapidated old ghost town) around 9:30 and found, through the use of several trail guidebooks, the trail head. The hike is listed as “Strenuous”, so I was sure that I better have as many provisions I could carry just in case something happened…so I brought 2 bottles of water, my jacket (while it was to be 80 today…who knew what it would be like at the summit!), 2 snack bars, some matches and a camera. I always carry a knife with me, so I figured if the random bear or mountain lion happened to think me a tasty treat, I would be able to convince them otherwise (in reality, I know I would just scream like a little girl and try to run away).
I started out and was making pretty good time. I came across some deserted buildings that looked REALLY old (think early 1900’s) and some sort of mining apparatus. I don’t know what it was for, but it was there and I noticed it (that’s pretty much all I can say about that). I kept noticing elk and deer tracks in the dirt, so my eyes were pealed in the hopes that I would see one of them.
About that time, I heard the sound that will go with me to my grave. I had read about these things before, but never having really experienced it myself, I had goose bumps and thought I would wet myself. There was the sound again…the blood curdling bark of…a chipmunk! Yes…honest. I wouldn’t lie about a thing like this. I thought I was going to be attacked. I heard one bark and then the answering bark from the other side of the trail…were they coordinating their attack? “Hear me tiny woodland creatures…I’m bigger than you are and you would taste yummy after a little marinade,” I said…and the woods became deathly quiet. Shortly after this, they apparently decided to make peace with me because Phil, who I named and who became my tour guide, popped up in a clearing to wish me well (he even did the “one paw held high” half-salute like the Knight did in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade).
I hiked a bit further and came across a stream that was running down the side of the mountain and I made the mistake of putting my hand in the water. It was ICE COLD. Not just “this could have come out of the fridge”…no, this was barely water. So cold, in fact that I dipped my hand in it and then jumped up when it registered how cold it was. Being a bit of a slow learner, I plunged my hand back into the pool with the same results. Never said I was a bright one, did I?
I then came across a HUGE boulder field like a rock slide down the side of the mountain. I would hate to imagine the amount of force required to move that many rocks as well as the force of said rocks against things like trees, the dirt…or unsuspecting, geeky hikers.
I kept hiking, but noticed a decided increase in the number of mosquitoes. It got so bad (roughly 3 miles into my hike), that I actually had to turn back and make my way back down the mountain. I did NOT reach my goal this time…but, thanks to Phil, who on the way down gave me safe passage through his and his peoples lands, I will definitely try again.
(Pictures uploaded here: http://latech.googlepages.com/elkhornmountains2 )
posted by LaTech at 2:06 PM
4 Comments:
[sarcasm] Well I'm glad that you survived your encounter with nature. I'm truly impressed that you managed to maintain your composure in the face of such (life-threatening) danger. [/sarcasm] I'm sure you've probably been there by now, but I will never forget my trip to Glacier National Park when I visited my relatives up there in Montana (over 10 years ago). It almost felt like a step back in time in some areas of Montana. I remember seeing a drive-in theatre and an original Ole Tyme A&W burger joint. Sometimes (probably most times) it is a reinvigorating experiencing to get in touch with nature and go hiking, etc... I myself am sitting here in the office on a Saturday because for some reason my department (not "me" per se) has been deemed necessary for the registration process and since registration is on a Saturday, well here I am. I do wish I could spend this time instead with my boys, but it is true what they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. Great pics, have a good time & have a little fun for me... Take care as always, and let me know if you need anything...
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is it me or do we always find danger when hiking...remember tunica hills yrs ago when the little baby opposums tried to kill us? and we got bewilderd?
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Indeed we do...from attacker baby opposums to chipmunks...what'll be next? Baby ducks?! AAAAH! Run away!
Tunica hills trip was awesome, man...I have to find my pictures of that one and scan them in or something...good times. I'm sure Molly would get a kick out of them! Hahaha
LOL.....man you are always taking it to the edge of the envelope. You could have been lost, shoved in a "town" hole, or just eaten alive by chipmunks. I am glad to see you made it back from the bellies of strife to the always welcome "city" life. P-did, the wife, and I braved the exhausting heat to take in a Brewers ( helenabrewers.net ) game. See ya on the flip side.
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